She was OK. Look both ways before crossing!
totally didn’t see the paint can the first couple of time.. “did she destroy the car?.. with her hip?”For animated GIFs
Knight of Lime
This is humor right here.
2012 Yeosu EXPO HYUNDAI MOTOR GROUP _ Hyper-Matrix
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Tumblr is Dumblr
straight dudes 100 percent of their lives
I didn’t think people like this actually existed
Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.
the no homo sapiens
I was just going to like and then that last comment
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
(via sass-maester-seymour)✿happy trails✿
They better stay clear of the lettuce
did you just
(via sass-maester-seymour)JUST FUNNY STUFF
[On how she got her role on ‘Hugo’] “Basically, I got a call from my agency and they were like “Look, Martin Scorsese is making a movie,” […] they said “We’re only casting local brits because we want the real accent, we want the whole thing,” and I was like “Okay, well. You know, I’ll do a tape and I’ll audition for it.” So I wore a little wig, and I did everything in a british accent, and he loved it. So he flew me and Asa Butterfield— the kid who played Hugo— to New York to do an audition for him, in front of him. So I flew out there, keeping up the act that I was british […] And then as I was leaving — luckily, he was amused — I said in my regular voice, “Bye Marty!” and he was like, “Wait. What? Where’d your accent go?” And I was like…”
Paint primary colors on fan wings
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i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
(via butt-berry)Jesus Dick Whittlin' Christ
lmao gona fuck a robot
Shinji, put your dick inside the motherfucking robot
We are living in the fucking future my friends
fuck this i’m going to sleep
I kinda dog this idea…LOL GIFS