Photographer Austin Tott pairs the small with the grandiose in his series Tiny Tattoos. The delightful images feature hand-drawn body art that’s positioned against a background from which they visually reference.
(via oncewaskevin)My Modern Metropolis
Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?
This is where that aubrey gif came from.
well this was just perfect
So I stumbled across the IMDB page for Rebel Wilson, and let me tell you, this girl is awesome.
- Rebel is her real name. Her siblings are named Annarchi, Ryot, and Liberty.
- She’s a distant relative of Walt Disney.
- She has a law degree.
- She’s a former youth ambassador for Australia and was based in South Africa.
- While in South Africa, she contracted malaria. According to the article, she “had hallucinations in which she saw herself as an actress who had won an Oscar. This then convinced her to pursue an acting career.”
and THAT is why this girl rocks harder than pop rocks.
(via oncewaskevin)My Personal Explosion
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
♫ Le Jazz Hot ♪
Mattress surfing Queen.
I love how the hood falls in the perfect moment. Because it’s Julie Andrews and the hoodie ain’t falling untill it’s time.
IT MY DREAM!!
we thought the channel called “spice” on satellite radio was like an all Spice Girls channel but it’s a very different kind of spice
so my school serves hot chocolate in these cups
and i noticed the two women seemed to be scrutinizing something
so i turned the cup and found this guy
and i laughed so hard because i can only imagine the situation this cup is depicting
"pardonnez-moi, but are you two french because madayum’”
"look we’re not interested"
"my contents may be hot"
Video game glitches in real life.
(via constable-connor)12 GAUGE RAGE