If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
Woah. That was kick ass.
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
I love that even someone as adult as a fucking neurosurgeon (assuming truth of that sentence) fucks around on tumblr.
(via constable-connor)➣ under the knife.
In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest.
It is impossible not to share it with you.
that snake is going to snake heaven
I couldn’t help myself.
Neither could I
now my heart is returned to sister winter
Calvin’s snowmen are breathtaking achievements and I will accept no disputes
I freaking love Calvin’s snowmen
They forgot the best one though!
whats the difference between a bottom and a power bottomAnonymous
I see good internet, I post good internet
so long space cowboy
I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead
Filosofias de vida
REBLOG IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT IN YOUR DASH.
Meanwhile with me…
Here’s Tom Daley, Jack Laugher and Chris Mears posing in the pool… and some ungrateful dude in the background who doesn’t appreciate the fine view he has…
(via fuckyeahchrismears)''Fahhbulous darlings!''
choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill
Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.
what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
(via oarsis)Peter wants to join the Navy SEALs
i just spit my muffin out from laughter
suuuuuper simplified Effie drawing with some colours slapped on. hmmhmmhmmm.
(via thatsprincesstoyou)doodles and sketches